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These were done pretty much for the hell of it. Most of my contracted image manipulation is confidential.

Award-winning image generation! Do you have product photography or images you want improved, fixed or need an image you haven't been able to find? Shoot me an email! Satisfaction guaranteed. $45/hour, or give me details and I can quote a flat rate.



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Phone: 360-402-2674

No one could fix a steak quite like Grandma.
This one got 1st place on Worth1000's Handyman 5 contest.

Sexy Fish
I was extremely lucky to get even this cloudy shot, he darted away as soon as he realized what I was. This one was a judge's pick on Worth1000's Cryptozoology7 contest.

RattleBallCobra
A friend asked for this to troll the herpetology Forums
"I just got bit by this, should I get help?"
It's a ball python with a rattle and a cobra head.

Python Style
Python Style


Desert Dragon for a Photoshop lecture I gave at Rustycon.
Oprah & Carson Kressler from Queer Eye.
Judges' pick on Worth1000 When Hell Freezes over 4 .
Even the label wasn't in any of the original photos, as they hadn't been printed up yet. The product image sans mug was for Fumi, the mug came about when we were given free reign with a picture of the head of a mannequin. This got me a bronze trophy on Worth1000.
Coffee Goddess
I present the unsung Grandmother of technology: The Coffee Goddess. An uncommissioned piece I did as a 'sanity' project between websites. Thanks to Jax for letting me use her photo.
These didn't even get jurors picks in the Worst.Album.Ever. contest, maybe they weren't bad enough.
 

Notice the strange shape of the instrument, sort of a cross between a thumb piano & a didgeridoo, an instrument you'd need 4 limbs & perhaps a prehensile tail to properly use. Of course this makes it a....

Wait for it...

Monkey Seamonkey-doo.

Once the pun was mentioned, not a force in the 'verse could keep this monstrostiy from coming to fruition.



 

Didgeriroo: Juror's pick in the Worth1000 Instranimals contest


 

Vasectomy Merit Badge. Wear it with pride, men.
A Juror's pick on Worth1000's Real Life Merit Badge 3 Contest. Yes, it is a spinoff on the Ghostbusters logo
MnM
Mike, Matt & bystander on Loch Ness.
Pompeii Tourist

Another brilliant idea from my partner, "You call that Vesuvius a volcano? Why, where I come from..."

If this wasn't sick & wrong enough, why not make two versions of it (the partner & I had a miscommunication as to what it should look like)? The one above was Juror's pick in the Worth 1000 Vacation Bloopers contest.



Pompeii Tourist
If you don't get it, or recognize where the picture came from, count your blessings.

Lifehouse: W1k Band Name Literalisms contest.


Athena calls the exterminator.

If you've seen the movie Dogma, you'll see this as a little less risky than it looks. This took about 4 hours.

Whitewater Reclining; Juror's pick for Worth 1000's Sport Swap contest.


For a Cubism contest. It got disqualified. Doh.

How'd you like to find one of these in your front yard some October? Juror's pick for the Jack-O-Lantern Challenge.


Juror's pick for Mass Destruction 5 contest. A quiet apocalypse: Seattle's blackberries win the battle.
Juror's pick in the Stop the presses contest. Yes, the grammar is deliberately bad.

Award-winning image generation! Do you have product photography or images you want improved, fixed or need an image you haven't been able to find? Shoot me an email! Satisfaction guaranteed. $45/hour, or give me details and I can quote a flat rate.



This email address is not available until you run allow scripts

Phone: 360-402-2674


 

 
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